Litany Settings for Easter Vigil Readings
Call & response versions of some of our favorite stories
A Litany for Matthew 5:21-37: “Once We Were Told”
This is a call and response interpretation of Matthew 5:21-37. It could be used as a response to the sermon or even in place of it, to continue to affirm for the faithful and curious that God works in us for liberation, not for shame.
Rules about chocolate: a sermon on insults, abuse, and lies
first preached in 2014; revised in 2017 and 2023 Object Lesson (kids’ names changed for privacy) One of our kids, John, got to open a small box. Inside: heart-shaped milk chocolates, foil wrapped. “Today,” I explained, “we’re going to talk about rules for chocolate.” Jane, whose mother has diagnosed her with “chronic cuteness syndrome,” narrowed her …
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Family Plans: a poem for the longest night
I want it known I had a plan.
And this — this was not the plan.
The plan was small and simple and concrete:
a good life, a righteous life, a quiet life.
Now the plan is seven pounds of impossible weight
and screaming.
O Come O Come Emmanuel (Alternative Lyrics)
Rejoice! rejoice! Take heart and do not fear; God’s chosen one, Emmanuel, draws near.
A Blue-Collar Kind of Guy
Mary gets top billing, and Advent is blue for her robe. But I think Advent could just as well be blue for Joseph. We dress him in browns, in most nativity scenes, but he’s a blue collar kind of guy, really.
Polly: The Problem Donkey
Polly was a problem donkey. Now, all donkeys can be a problem from time to time. They don’t like to be told what to do, or bossed around, or ridden when they aren’t ready. But most donkeys, if you earn their trust and feed them well, will help you do your chores. Everyone in the …
How the Grinch Learned the Magnificat
All the Whos down in Whoville loved the Magnificat, but the Grinch, still learning his lesson, did NOT.
“The Other Women”
“Here am I, the servant of the Lord.” She did not nod, but the whole of the universe nodded with her. “Let it happen to me as you have said.”
Cross-Referenced Personality Tests
I have plenty of unusual projects, but one of my favorites is my ever-growing personality test cross-reference project. This is a large database of individuals’ self-submitted personality types — Zodiac, Myers-Briggs, Enneagram, and of course Hogwarts house. As of March 2020, there are over 2,600 submitted data points, and I’ve aggregated them and color-coded the …